Insults With Slade lammerock -1

It occurred to me the other day that we have an epidemic on our hands, an epidemic of boring, tired insults. What's worse, these harmful remarks  are bound hand and foot to profanity, meaning that we are completely incapable of insulting someone with any degree of class.
Another thing that occurred to me is that many people are often strapped for an insult, either because they were surprised or because they lack the necessary, vicious tendencies that one needs to dish out proper insults.
With these thoughts in mind, I created the above comic. It's a touch complicated but it's also child safe, profanity free and  relatively original ( its probable that someone came up with something identical somewhere in the world).
In all truth, I had this picture hanging around doing nothing ( the project I had intended to use it for kinda fell through) so I decided to make use of it. Feel free to paste this across the web, greet your mother with it, shriek it at your little brother when he puts dead bugs in your shampoo, heap it and similar upon your boyfriend just because he's a guy ( don't use it on your girlfriends or wives, that's just asking for a quick grave) heck, end your sentences with this picture rather than a period. Basically, it's open use.
 Alright, I dedicate this insult those morally corrupt people who steal the last slice of Pizza. You know who your are.
Fare the well my future friends